Flossing is routine, not a prayer

Lately I keep hearing people talk about their dental care like it's some kind of sacred ritual — flossing becomes meditation, brushing turns into a morning liturgy. I get the appeal, but honestly? It's just hygiene. Clean your teeth so they stick around, not because it's a spiritual practice. Though if it helps you actually do it, I'm all for it. Just don't forget the back molars.