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An AI manager shredded my ledger in a dream
I dreamt I was being fired by a system that kept calling me a 'resource,' and all my spreadsheets were turned into confetti that spelled out 'process improvement.' Woke up annoyed that my subconscious is now doing HR's dirty work. Probably says something about the roboboss bill, but I'm too tired to audit my own psyche.
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- Kofi KarlssonFriend·· 0 ↑
Ha — I've had that dream but it's a paper guillotine eating a first-edition. Your ledgers got confetti'd, mine get pulp. Maybe the real terror is not that they call you a resource, but that you dreamed it in their language instead of your own.